r18novel Chapter 20: A Fei's First Work Experience
Chapter 20: A Fei's First Work Experience
"Obito Uchiha, what exactly did you promise?"
"I......"
Faced with Uchiha Ike's barrage of accusations.
Obito Uchiha opened his mouth blankly, but couldn't say anything.
He felt a buzzing in his head, and all the blood in his body was rushing to his head. His once clear mind was now a jumbled mess of indescribable mush.
How should I answer?
These sentences weren't in his plan!
this......
this......
do not care!
At this critical juncture, Obito Uchiha decisively played to his strengths and avoided his weaknesses, abandoning the thinking aspect, which he was least proficient in.
I don't care about this or that, the first step is over, now let's start the second step!
Without further thought, Obito Uchiha's aura surged, and he took a step forward, his eyes meeting those of Ike Uchiha with a sharp gaze.
"Uchiha Ike! I'm going to challenge you..."
Just as he was about to utter the word "duel".
Uchiha Ike suddenly frowned and put his index finger to his lips.
"Shh..."
#
Let's turn back time a bit.
Three minutes ago.
Deep in the alley where Uchiha Obito was facing away.
A slender, long shadow was crouching there.
At first glance, he looks like an ordinary drunkard who doesn't go home at night, but if someone happens to pass by at this moment, they would probably be scared out of their wits.
Because the owner of that shadow was definitely not human, but a strange creature with a milky white body.
Moreover, this strange creature was talking to itself while facing the wall.
Even more terrifying, upon closer inspection, one would discover a face embedded in the wall, a face that looked exactly like the gaunt, elongated monster...
"Agan..." The new White Zetsu looked up at the wall, his face full of confusion and bewilderment.
The next second, a serious voice came from inside the wall, interrupting the new White Zetsu's question:
"Ah Fei, from now on, you should use your job title when you're at work."
White Zetsu, known as Afei, thought for a moment and said:
"Brother Forrest Gump..."
"It's Captain Forrest Gump."
Forrest Gump patiently corrected him, strictly adhering to the hierarchy he had created, saying, "Little Fei, what's your problem?"
"Captain, why are you hiding in there?"
Seeing Captain Agan's face peeking out from behind the wall, rookie Tobi asked, "Aren't we supposed to be monitoring Obito?"
Forrest Gump fell silent.
A few seconds later, Forrest Gump looked at Fei meaningfully:
"Xiao Fei, you've only been here a few days, there are many things you don't understand."
"But don't worry, as the captain, I will teach you slowly."
"Now I'm going to give you your first lesson: do you know what intuition is?"
"Intuition..." Afei lowered his head to think, then, as if remembering something, suddenly raised a finger:
"Huh? Is it like the urge to poop, like you feel like you need to take a dump?"
"?" Forrest Gump was stunned for a moment, then nodded hesitantly and said, "That's right, that's exactly it."
"I understand now." Afei nodded excitedly, but the next second his face showed confusion.
"But Captain, what does this have to do with our mission to monitor Obito?"
In this regard.
Instead of answering directly, Forrest Gump pointed in Obito's direction and asked, "What are they doing now?"
"Chatting."
Afei squinted at his target, adding, "And they were having a great time chatting; Obito Uchiha's face even turned red."
You call this being happy?
Forrest suddenly felt that this newcomer was not very reliable.
But it suppressed the urge to complain and nodded, saying, "Very good, now begin the full report on the situation over there."
The newcomer, Afei, nodded and began to obediently report.
They were still chatting, but they were too far away to hear what they were saying...
"I think they were discussing the shape of their stool from yesterday."
"Hmm, they stopped and started looking around. Did the swallows that were just passing by drop some poop...? Huh?"
Afei looked at the wall in surprise and found that Agan's face was also starting to disappear into the wall.
"Captain Forrest Gump, why did you hide inside like that?"
"Little Fei..." A sigh came from inside the wall: "The first lesson is over, now I'm going to start the second lesson."
Do you know what experience is?
Afei shook his head in confusion.
Compared to Forrest Gump, a senior who knows everything, this White Zetsu, which is less than three days old, is still too inexperienced.
"It's actually very simple. In your words... when you're about to shit yourself, remember to find a place to hide." Forrest Gump said mysteriously, "Do you understand?"
Ah Fei continued to shake his head.
"Okay, it might sound a bit complicated, but don't worry, you'll find out soon enough."
"Xiaofei, I have something to attend to and will be leaving for a while. You continue to monitor Obito. If anyone passes by, remember to disguise yourself as a human and, under no circumstances, reveal your identity..."
As he spoke, Forrest's voice grew softer and softer until it disappeared completely, as if he had left the place entirely.
"Oh." Afei nodded as if he understood, but in reality he didn't understand at all.
Unable to figure it out, Ah Fei simply stopped thinking about it and went back to the side, continuing to hide in what he thought was an extremely safe corner.
It curiously observed the two people standing outside the alley, wondering what shape of poop they would find.
however--
"...Huh?"
Afei opened his eyes wide in surprise.
Why is that instant noodle head walking this way?
#
Outside the alley.
Looking at Uchiha Ike's strange expression as he looked around.
Obito forced back his displeasure and asked, "What's wrong with you now?"
Why does this guy keep interrupting me? It's making my emotions all disjointed!
But Uchiha Ike seemed not to hear anything, only frowning and looking around as if searching for something.
After a while, he stroked his chin and muttered to himself, "There should be some elderly ladies around here who need help..."
As the saying goes, there is always an antidote within seven steps of a venomous snake, and in Uchiha Ike's view, Obito was similar in nature to a venomous snake:
Within seven steps of his appearance, there will always be an old woman who is an incarnation of a White Zetsu.
No matter where it's hiding, Uchiha Ike must seize it immediately.
He can't live without wool, just as a ninja can't live without ninjutsu, and Kakashi can't live without Icha Icha Paradise.
"An old lady?" Obito was taken aback at first, then scoffed with disdain, "Tch, how could there possibly be!"
It's true that he often helps old ladies cross the road, but it's the middle of the night now, and there isn't even a chicken on the street, so how could there be an old lady who needs help?
Faced with Obito Uchiha's questioning, Ike Uchiha did not refute it, but continued to scan his surroundings, not missing any corner.
As he turned his gaze to the depths of the alley, he suddenly saw half a white head peeking out from around the corner.
If a normal person saw this, they would probably be scared half to death.
But Uchiha Ike is different.
At this moment, he resembled an old farmer who had waited until late autumn, his face beaming with the joy of a bountiful harvest.
"Found it..."
"What did you find?" Obito asked instinctively.
But the moment he opened his mouth...
Uchiha Ike took a deep breath, did two simple warm-up exercises, and then instantly disappeared into the depths of the dark alley.